CAD # 11: The Fat Chance Fairy

I don't care much for holidays, religious or otherwise but tonight is New Years Eve Eve! That is right, ladies and gentlemen. Tonight, the Fat Chance Fairy flies all over New York City. She has a flimsy, black, plastic bodega bag full of Good Luck and she decides who will win the lottery in the coming year. It doesn't matter if you're naughty or nice. It doesn't matter if you believe in her or not. Nothing matters. But, just in case it is possible to get on her good side, like most people, I leave a large pepperoni pie from Original Rays Pizza and a 2 liter of Dr. Pepper next to the bathroom window. It's believed that this is where she enters the apartments of those lucky enough to be getting lucky next year.