Saturday, April 24, 2010

The Haggis

Classic portrait of the Scotish Haggis Beast - The world's only mammal/reptile symbiont. The reptile part of the Haggis is the ancient MacDugal Dragonis Weenis, the only surviving relative of the once mighty Scottish Dragons. The mammal part is Sheeple Sapiens, a human/sheep hybrid that came into existence several thousand years ago through what is known as "animal husbandry." It is believed that when dragons lost their ability to breath fire, they turned to sheeple for warmth and in return, promised not to eat them. A pretty fair trade except that now we eat them whenever we go to Scotland. Yum!

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