Sunday, August 13, 2006

I am now a married dude. It's dynamite. I highly recommended it.Having now experienced 3 full days of married life, I feel qualified ot make such a recommendation.
I'm currently South of The Border - the Mason/Dixon Line that is - in cloudy, rainy Florida. It's beautiful here. My old lady is passed out in the other room as I'm typing this. Actually I'm at the home of my groovey new In-Laws.

Unfortunately, while I'm away from NYC, no new PARANoiMAL cartoons will be posted until the very end of the month. The programs I need to finish and upload my toons are my laptop. Iwasn't able to bring my laptop with me on the plane because it's full of explosive gel.

So, no new toons, but, I'm on my Honeymoon, so I've got lots of time to add new stuff to my blog. 5, maybe 10 times a day.

Check back every 3 to 5 minutes.

Hope you're having a carefree, pleasently scented August,

Thursday, August 03, 2006

So much rejection, so little time!

I called my voicemail and no one answered. It just kept ringing.
Now I'm afraid to call. What if somebody does answer?

"Are you nervous yet?"
WIth a wedding exactly one week away, I get this question MANY times a day.
I have been feeling this... build up of pressure. that's the best way to describe it.
I'm not nervous about getting married just about all the shit we have to do for that day, especially the ceremony, and only one week left to get it done.

If anyone has any - time management tips would be greatly appreciated.
If anyone has one - a gold watch that stops time would also be appreciated.


I've been sending out a lot of "add me as a friend"'s on MySpace. Some folks add me, some dont'. A few confused folks write and ask, "Do I know you?" but this exchange may be my favorite so far:

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Jessica
Date: Jul 30, 2006 10:53 PM

who the hell are you

----------------- Original Message -----------------
Date: Jul 31, 2006 11:25 AM

Who the hell am I?
I am one complex dude.
Some people know me as a cartoonist,
others as an astronaut
and most recently I've come to be known as a MySpace Whore - contacting groovey people I don't know hoping they will check out my
absolutely free, no strings attached, CARTOONaDAY website:

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Jessica
Date: Aug 2, 2006 3:05 PM

no thanks